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1. What do you call an awesome geologist?
2. What’s the best way for fungi to grow?
You must give it as mushroom as possible!
3. Why aren’t the herbs fully grown yet?
It just didn’t have the thyme!
4. Why do trees love spring?
It makes them feel releaved!
5. Where does the sun hide at night?
Just keep looking for it, it’ll dawn on you soon!
6. Why wouldn’t anyone marry the gardener?
He was too rough around the hedges!
7. What did the big flower say to the little flower?
What’s up, bud?!
8. What kind of flower grows on your face?
9. Why don’t people ever talk about the fear of roses?
It’s a thorny issue!
10. Why do trees have so many friends?
They like to branch out!