16 Dolphin Puns That Will Make You Flip Out

Need a little somefin to cheer you up? These dolphin puns are sure to make you bubble with laughter.

Did you know that dolphins are the funniest animals in the ocean? Well, they are now! Head to the zoo and surprise your friends with these witty (and silly) jokes that’ll make them flip out.

1. How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?

They flipper coin!

2. If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?


3. What did the mommy dolphin do when her son was an hour late for dinner?

She flipped out!

4. Why did the dolphin blush?

Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!

5. What did the dolphin say when it broke its neighbor’s window?

It wasn’t on porpoise!

6. What did Cinderella Dolphin lose?

Her glass flipper!

7. Why don’t dolphin do well on school tests?

Because they work below C-Level!

8. What do dolphins need to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea!

9. Where do dolphin races end?

Dolphinish line!

11. What’s a dolphin’s favorite constellation?

The Big Dipper!

12. Why don’t dolphins play basketball?

Because they’re afraid of the net!

13. What did the dolphin do to the woman who was rude to it?

Flipper off!

14. What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?

Stop spouting nonsense!

15. What did the dolphin detective say to his partner?

Something smells fishy!

16. Where’s a dolphin’s favorite place to drink?

A dive bar!

More Humorous, Punny Jokes

Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.

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Maria Monrovia