1. How does a 20-something pig hit on someone?
They invite them over to Netflix and swill.
2. Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
4. Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine!
5. What do you call a Spanish pig?
6. Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for Mother’s Day?
They threw a sowprize party.
7. What do you call a pig thief?
8. How do pigs write top secret messages?
With invisible oink!
9. Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table?
She was hogging all the food!
10. Why was the piglet whining.
He was boared out of his brains.
11. What did Papa Pig shout at his kids in the car?
“Stop swining! We’re nearly there.”
12. What did Mama pig ask her kids every day after school?
13. What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
14. What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
15. What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?