These ice puns will make even the most frigid individual crack up. So if you’ve just met someone and you need to (ahem) break the ice, or you’re looking to giggle with an old friend, lean on some of these awesome ice puns.
1. I had the best ice pun to tell you…
Problem is, it slipped my mind.
2. Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
3. What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice?
Nothing, he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
4. Why are there so many ruts in the ice at the rink?
The maintenance crew must be slipping up.
5. What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
6. What did the man say when his wife asked if he remember to get the coffee with icecream inside it?
“Sorry! Affogato!”
7. What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
8. Why couldn’t anyone get a job at the ice rink?
There was a hiring freeze.
9. Why did the girl walk into the ice cream store with an umbrella?
She heard there were going to be sprinkles
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11. He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
12. Why did the strangers walk out onto the frozen pond?
They figured it was the best way to break the ice.
13. Why should anyone experiment with thin ice?
It’s the best way to achieve a major breakthrough.
14. What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
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Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.
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