What happens when I watch a scary movie with my favorite frozen dessert?
Why does everyone invite ice cream to the party?
Why are popsicles so snobby?
They have a stick up their butt.
How is ice cream as a girlfriend?
Why is ice cream so bad at tennis?
They have a soft serve.
What did the ice cream cone write on his valentine card?
You make me melt.
Did you hear about the frozen dessert whose wife had a baby?
Now he’s a popsicle.
What does an ice cream lawyer say?
You got served.
How does an ice cream cone congratulate you on the anniversary of your birth?
It’s sherbert day!
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show?
Game of Cones.
What is ice cream’s favorite day of the week?
Why do ice cream cones always carry an umbrella?
There’s a chance of sprinkles.
Why will you never meet an ice cream workaholic?
They know how to chill out.
What is ice cream’s preferred breed of dog?
What are ice cream cones like as parents?
They’re big softies.
What was the ice cream cone’s naughty pick up line?
Wanna lick me?
Where do you go to learn how to make ice cream?
How do astronauts like to eat their ice cream?
What happens when you buy too much ice cream?
Why is green ice cream so serendipitous?
It was mint to be.
What kind of ice cream to electricians eat?
Shock a lot.
How does Reese eat her ice cream?
You know what they say about ice cream parents?
They play flavorites.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
There was a rocky road.
Why do ice cream cones make such good journalists?
They always get a scoop.
What kind of ice cream does Dracula eat?
Why do ice cream cones make such bad athletes?
They always get licked.
Did you hear about the ice cream that went to prison?
They got their just desserts.
Why doesn’t anyone invite an ice cream cone to their party?
They’re a drip.
Why does everyone want ice cream to be on their team?
Because with them, anything is popsicle.
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