10 Bible Puns That Will Make You Say ‘Holy’!

1. How does Moses make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

2. Why did the hawk sit on the church steeple?

Because it was a bird of pray.

3. What sort of lights were on Noah’s Ark?

Flood lights.

4. At what time of day did God create Adam?

Just before Eve.

5. What’s a missionary’s favorite type of car?

A convertible.

7. How do you know when a priest needs to lose weight?

When he holds too much mass.

8. If you need an Ark

I Noah guy.

9. What is a Christian’s favorite position?


10. How do we know Peter was a rich fisherman?

By his net income.

More Humorous, Punny Jokes

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