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1. What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa!
2. How do you greet a sheep on Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!
3. How to sheep say “Merry Christmas” in Mexico?
4. What do you call a dancing sheep?
5. Where do sheep get their wool cut?
The baa-baa shop!
6. Why are sheep such bad drivers?
They always make illegal ewe turns!
7. What is a sheep’s ultimate goal?
To wool the world!
8. Why did the eye skip the family reunion?
It was always the black sheep of the family!
9. What’s a sheep’s favorite singer?
10. Why can’t sheep stop injuring themselves?
I don’t know, they just keep ramming into things!
11. Why was the lamb hiding from everyone?
It was feeling sheepish!
12. What do you call an old sheep?