I’ve honestly been cracking up for the past 10 minutes.
What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel!
Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
He uses every skill in the comic’s toolbox. And probably many more that I haven’t been able to understand yet.
An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.
This state smells exactly the same way it looks — like a penis.
This probably won’t end well.
However, I believe that if you look at the tweet in context, it’s not abuse. An ill- advised remark? Yes. Observational humor? Perhaps. But abusive? No. It’s a statement that legally she has every right to say.
Nobody was spared from these LOL moments.