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Don’t throw the truth at me like it’s an insult.

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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night? With flood lighting.

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These mom memes are going to make you want to call your mother and tell her you miss her. 

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What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.

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When does Denzel Washington have to hang out with the Rugrats? Potty Training Day. 

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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

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What did the snowman order at Wendy’s? A Frosty.

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Without further ado, here’s the funny sex jokes 1. A man walks into a bar. Upon sitting down a busty blond waitress pours him a drink and asks if he would like some food.

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Tell these dad jokes to your friends because they are so bad that they are actually good.

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Just some very funny summations from some very funny people, all told in one line. Many of these funny one liners are from legendary comedians and others are from random or unknown people.