Essentially, every Dad Joke is just a request to be loved. That is why Dad Jokes are great.
Why was Santa’s little helper so depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
An Atheist, a vegan, and a cross trainer walk into a bar. I know this because they told everyone who they were within 5 minutes.
Hello there, generic internet audience. It is I, a generic 20-something writer living in New York City, here to bestow upon you some generic advice about love and dating and relationships (sup Jake, are you still checking in on me?).
Sarcastic girls can come across as heartless. As cold. As cruel. They might look like they don’t give a fuck about anyone or anything — but that is far from the truth.
Aaron, oh Aaron, what are we going to do with you?
It probably shouldn’t surprise me that Bill Clinton has mastered the dad joke by now, but it doesn’t make it any less funny when he proves that he’s more than just a past president — he’s a father, too.
NBA star Alonzo Mourning was waiting outside for him, which makes it all the more beautiful.
He uses every skill in the comic’s toolbox. And probably many more that I haven’t been able to understand yet.
It’s 2018. Feminism is all the rage. Discussions surrounding equal pay, sexual harassment, and privilege are at an all time high. But none of that fucking matters, because guess what? Doritos is now making chips just for you, ladies!