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25 Bone Puns That Everyone Will Find Humerus

Bone puns always tickle my funny bone. These are the best bone puns from all around the internet. Add your favorite bone pun in the comments!

Where do you learn about bones?


What do you call it when a skeleton is having a great time?

An osteoblast.

Why does a skeleton always tell the truth?

He wants tibia honest.

Why did the skeleton start a fight?

He had a bone to pick.

What’s the coolest part of a skeleton?

The hip.

What do you call a funny bone?

A humerus.

Why was the skeleton stupid?

He was a numskull.

Why was the skeleton so lonely?

He had no body.

Why are bones so calm?

Nothing gets under their skin.

What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs.

Why do skeletons get sick on windy days?

It goes right through them.

Where do you imprison a naughty skeleton?

A rib cage.

Why can’t a group of skeletons ever get anything done?

It’s a skeleton crew.

Did you hear about the skeleton that was almost picked apart by a group of wild dogs?

He marrowly escaped.

What do you say when you go to a dinner with a bunch of osteopathologists?

Bone appetit!

How do you know if a spine finds you funny?

It starts cracking up.

Why didn’t one skeleton want to look at the other skeleton?

He didn’t have the stomach for it.

Why can’t a legless skeleton win an argument?

They don’t have a leg to stand on.

What did the doctor tell the skeleton who wanted to donate his body to science?

Spine on the dotted line.

Why couldn’t the skeleton get out of bed?

He was bone tired.

What do you call a skeleton who lies?

A phoney-ba-boney.

How do skeleton’s get their mail delivered?

By the bony express.

What is a skeleton’s favorite plant?

A bone-zai tree.

Why are skeletons such bad liars?

Everyone can see right through them.

How do two skeletons have sex?

They bone each other.

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