12 Funny Monkey Puns To Share When You’re Monkeying Around

Reading through these monkey puns is like taking a headfirst dive into a jungle of hilarity. Just sit back and relax as you read these funny monkey puns out loud to family and friends.

1. What do you call a monkey that wins the World Series?

A chimpion.

2. What do you call a baby monkey?

A chimp off the old block

3. Where do monkeys go to grab a beer?

The monkey bars!

4. What kind of key opens a banana?

A mon-key!

5. What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A Ba-boom!

6. Why don’t monkeys play cards in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs around.

7. Did you hear about that dumb party in the jungle?

Someone forgot to bring the chimps and dip.

8. What did the monkey say when someone cut off its tail?

It won’t be long now.

9. Why do monkeys love bananas?

Because they have appeal.

10. What does a banana do when it sees a monkey?

The banana splits.

11. Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey?

They use gorilla warfare.

12. Where do chimps hear all their gossip?

The ape vine. TC mark

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