Sylvie Quinn

Aries: You’re well-practiced at bouncing back.

Join me for a collective EEK!

We ate our body weight in guacamole.

Sagittarius: This July is going to be somewhere between “meh” and “eh” for you.

Pisces: Embrace a minimalist attitude and clean out your closet, your desk, or the fridge.

All’s fair in love and war.

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went just OK.

Scorpio — There’s something better percolating in your life if you would only open your eyes to see that.

Xertz — (v) to gulp down quickly and greedily

You want to choose something that will fit our baby boy or baby girl perfectly. Here are some heavenly celestial names for your baby:

Pisces: You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories.

What do you call an award-winning monkey? A chimpion!

How does a 20-something pig hit on someone? They invite them over to Netflix and swill.

I had the best ice pun to tell you. Problem is, it slipped my mind.

How does a wine connoisseur decide what to drink? On a case by case basis.

Have we been to this café before? I’m getting déjà brew.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it could see the salad dressing!

Why did the aging bread roll retire? Her career was already toast!