Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
You care too damn much.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
You’re too forgiving.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
You can always find a reason to like someone.
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
You’re can’t forget the way you once connected.
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
Buy nowLeo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
You’re overconfident that thing can still work out.
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
You don’t want to have any regrets in life.
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
You wish you’d done things differently.
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
You wonder if you expected too much.
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
You want to make them understand.
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
You think there’s still a chance.
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
You just can’t forget all the good times.
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
You’re overwhelmed by all the fond memories. 
