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No need to freak out, hide under the bed, or call into work.

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Sadly, the number of songs talking about two-faced Geminis aren’t doing you any favors.

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Cancer: They’re kind of obsessed with the day. In a world where they’re often accused of caring too much and being too gushy, this is the one day where they REIGN.

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Virgos need to learn that all work and no play is very bad for the mind, body, and spirit.

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TAURUS: Because they don’t have the patience for your bullshit. 

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ARIES: Remember your discontent is meant to be examined. You’re not meant to live in misery. 

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VIRGO: You use sarcasm as a shield and never talk about anything too deep.

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Taurus – Your ability to relate and engage others will be favorable for you this month.

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ARIES: Stop accepting half-ass effort. They should be pouring just as much energy into your relationship as you do. You shouldn’t be carrying all the weight. 

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GEMINI: Your last heartache made you more paranoid.