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CANCER: He isn’t sorry he hurt you. He’s sorry you’re not around to feed his ego anymore.

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ARIES – You get a new tattoo, get a new piercing, or dye your hair a different color. You try to change yourself into a different person, one you like better.

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The reason you think you’re single isn’t the same reason you’re actually single.

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GEMINI – This sign will complain about blue balls if you make-out with them for more than five minutes at a time.

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You suck at communicating your feelings. 

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You’ve been sleepwalking through your days. You only exist to eat, sleep, and work. 

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GEMINI: You get extra sentimental. You say I love you a lot. All you want to do is cuddle.

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The Sun in Gemini this year will have us feeling more communicative and there will be flashes of deja vu as we experience an odd Mercury Retrograde type of vibe.

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Here are the best podcasts you can watch on YouTube. They star your favorite YouTube personalities (and a few famous comedians).

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Leave the house. Pick up pizza instead of having it delivered. Visit your friends in person instead of texting them. Go out and see the world instead of cooping yourself up inside.