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Taurus: Feeling like a backup friend. Never getting invited out with groups. Watching everyone have fun on their Instagram stories without you.

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CANCER: He isn’t sorry he hurt you. He’s sorry you’re not around to feed his ego anymore.

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ARIES – You get a new tattoo, get a new piercing, or dye your hair a different color. You try to change yourself into a different person, one you like better.

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The reason you think you’re single isn’t the same reason you’re actually single.

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GEMINI – This sign will complain about blue balls if you make-out with them for more than five minutes at a time.

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You suck at communicating your feelings. 

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You’ve been sleepwalking through your days. You only exist to eat, sleep, and work. 

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GEMINI: You get extra sentimental. You say I love you a lot. All you want to do is cuddle.

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The Sun in Gemini this year will have us feeling more communicative and there will be flashes of deja vu as we experience an odd Mercury Retrograde type of vibe.

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