1. What do you call a T.Rex who can’t accept defeat?
A saur loser.
2. Can you do it?
You bet Jurassican.
3. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
4. What do you call the dog of a dinosaur with one eye?
5. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
6. What does a dinosaur with sleep apnea do?
7. What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?
8. What do you call a group of singing dinosaurs?
9. What’s a child’s favorite dinosaur?
10. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the pee is silent!
11. What do you call it when a dinossaur has a car accident?
A tyrannosaurus wreck!
12. What is the scariest type of dinosaur?
13. Why are dinosaurs never overweight?
They’re surrounded by scales.
14. What do you call a short spiky dinosaur who fell down the stairs?
15. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
16. What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with explosives?
17. What did the dinosaur say to the cashier?
Keep the climate change.
19. What do you call the ghost of a dinosaur?
20. What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times?
21. What do they call dinosaur farts?
22. Why was the teenage dinosaur so moody?
23. Where did the dinosaur clown get a job?
At the carnivore.
24. How did the triceratops speed up his computer?
He gave it a good RAM.
25. What’s a sailor’s favorite dinosaur?
26. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?
Because it was an early bird.
27. What do you call a slutty brontosaurus?
One-Liner Dinosaur Puns
28. Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures.
29. I dino what to tell ya.
30. Here is your dinosaur toy! Would you like it gift raptor not?
31. I’m not saur-ee I came up with this half-baked pun. I feel ptero-bill.
32. You laugh now, but the skeletal remains of dinosaurs don’t find it humerus.
33. Nothing will tricera-top this pun.