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10 Summer Puns For When You Need A Vacation From Boredom

Summer fun? More like summer pun! What better way to pass a lazy summer day than laughing it away?

What’s your favorite summer pun? Leave it in the comments!

1. Why did the dolphin cross the beach?

To get to the other tide!

2. Do fish go on vacation?

No, because they’re always in school!

3. What’s a frog’s favorite summertime treat?

A Hopsicle!

4. Why should you read while you sunbathe?

It’ll make you well red!

5. Why do so many people go to church in the summer?

It’s prayer conditioned!

6. Where do sharks go for summer vacation?

Finland!

7. Why did the robot go on summer vacation?

He needed to recharge his batteries!

8. How did the tourist say goodbye to the ocean?

“I’ll shore miss you!”

9. Why did the police officer give summer a ticket?

It was going by too fast!

10. What do sports fans do in the summer?

Heat waves! TC mark

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