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15 Pasta Puns That Will Have You Ravioling On The Floor

Want me to tagliatelle you a joke? I’ve got at least 10 orzo! These pasta puns are worth at least a penne apiece.

Do you have a good pasta pun? Comment with your favorite below!

1. What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

2. Where do you find scary stories about Italian food?

CreepyPasta!

3. Do you know the Ghostbuster’s catchphrase in Italian?

I ain’t alfredo no ghost!

4. Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way!

5. Why wouldn’t the woman eat at the pasta restaurant?

The food cost a pretty penne!

6. How much water should you use when you make pasta?

About a cup orzo!

7. Where does pasta go to dance?

The meatball!

8. How do you say goodbye to an Italian chef?

Pasta la vista!

9. What’s the most humorous kind of pasta?

Chortellini!

10. Why did everyone think the spaghetti was flirting?

It was just a little too saucy!

11. Why didn’t the fettuccine go out for Halloween?

It was too alfredo!

12. Why couldn’t the man lift all three tons of pasta sauce?

He wasn’t stroganoff!

13. What’s the dress code at the past convention?

Bowtie!

14. What do you call a sick pasta?

Mac n’ sneeze!

15. My wife thinks I’m an idiot because I’m building my own car out of spaghetti, macaroni and fusili.

She wont be laughing when I drive pasta! TC mark

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