Had a dude once come through, jumped a bloody mile in the air when I scared him. He just stopped with this far off look and said “I just shit myself.”
‘Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.’
Just go to school, Ferris.
“She was kidnapped in Mexico and he refused to pay ransom.”
“I dropped my goggles and was trying to reach down in the river and grab it but I pulled out a sheep skull by its sockets.”
“‘I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream’ gave me nightmares.”
Everyone’s been in a creepy situation at least once in their life, but how many of us can say that we’ve quite literally stumbled into a serial killer’s secret lair?
“We were planning a threesome as a surprise for you and decided to test it first.”
Watch YouTube tutorials to learn a new skill.
“I think that the meaning of life is searching for the meaning of life itself.”
Volunteer for something you believe in. Guaranteed people with similar values around, automatic conversation starter, and worst case scenario, you make the world a little bit better.