Porn Puns

16 R-Rated Porn Puns That Are Going To Make You Laugh Hard

Instead of getting off while watching porn, get your laugh on with these porn puns.

You usually watch porn alone, but the great thing about these porn puns is that you can share them with all your friends.

1. What is a porn star’s favorite holiday movie?

Tits A Wonderful Life.

2. How is a porn star’s pussy like a grapefruit?

The best ones squirt when you eat them.

3. Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backwards?

They like the part where the hooker gives the money back.

4. Did you hear about the porn star who did bondage movies?

She was strapped for cash.

5. What do porn stars and prawns have in common?

Their heads are full of shit but the pink bits taste great.

6. Why don’t porn stars blink during foreplay?

They don’t have time.

7. What is 6.9?

A great thing ruined by a period.

8. What do you call the crusties inside of a porn star’s underwear?

Clitty litter.

9. Why do porn stars close their eyes during sex?

They can’t stand seeing a man have a good time.

10. What is a porn star’s favorite horror movie?

Night Of The Giving Head.

11. What is a porn star’s favorite television show?

Game Of Bones.

12. What is a porn star’s favorite musical?

Itty Bitty Gang Bang.

13. What did one of the porn star’s knees say to the other?

How come we spend so little time together?

14. Did you hear about the German comedian porn star?

He specializes in shit jokes.

15. What should you do if a porn star starts smoking?

Slow down. And possibly use a lubricant.

16. What is a porn star’s favorite Tolkien story?

Lord Of The Cock Rings.

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