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1. Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato?
Because he was a real spud.
2. What is a potato’s life philosophy?
I think, therefore I yam.
3. What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?
Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!
5. What is a potato’s favorite baseball team?
The New York Yamkees.
6. What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents?
A sweet potato.
7. What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?
I’m rooting for you.
8. How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood?
When they’re acting salty.
9. What do you call a baby potato?
10. Where does a potato go to college?