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10 Potato Puns That Will Make You Spudder With Laughter

Make sure to ketchup on the best 10 potato puns by reading below!

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1. Why was the sweet potato too shy to ask out the russet potato?

Because he was a real spud.

2. What is a potato’s life philosophy?

I think, therefore I yam.

3. What kind of potatoes are in the best shape?

Hash browns; they’re totally shredded!

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5. What is a potato’s favorite baseball team?

The New York Yamkees.

6. What kind of potato do you want to take home to your parents?

A sweet potato.

7. What did the dad potato say to his son before his soccer game?

I’m rooting for you.

8. How do you know when a potato is in a bad mood?

When they’re acting salty.

9. What do you call a baby potato?

Tater tots!

10. Where does a potato go to college?

DeFry. TC mark

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