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I haven’t been to the gym in so long I’ve gone back to calling it James.

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Why did the golfer need new socks? Because there was a hole in one. 

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A ghost crashed a Halloween party and said, “I’m here for the boos!”

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If you’ve hit guac bottom, these puns are avocado this world.

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“I hate tacos,” said no Juan ever.

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Everyone knows a slutty brontosaurus is called a “dino-whore.”

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Don’t worry—we goat this.

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I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.

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Why did the bride change her last name?
Because it had a nice ring to it.

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How does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.