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How many golfers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Why did the golfer need new socks?
Because there was a hole in one.
Where do ghosts play golf?
On a golf corpse.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
What do golf and sex have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
Why didn’t the golfer get his homework done?
He wouldn’t stop puttering around.
Where can you find a golfer on a Saturday night?
What are a golfer’s favorite flowers?
What is a golfer’s worst nightmare?
What is a golfer’s favorite bird?
Any birdie will do.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
Golf is a lot like taxes:
You go for the green and wind up in the hole.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
Wife: I’m sick and tired of your obsession with golf!
Husband: Why, is it driving a wedge between us?
When is the course too wet to play golf?
When your golf cart capsizes.
If you golf on election day…
Be sure to cast an absent-tee ballot.
Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
Golf balls are like eggs…
They’re white, they are sold by the dozen, and a week later you have to buy more.
Golfer: I’d move heaven and earth to break 100 on this course.
Caddie: Try heaven. You’ve already moved most of the earth.
Golf is what you play…
When you’re too out of shape to play softball.
The only problem with golf is…
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
The game of golf is 90-percent mental…
And 10-percent mental.
When your putt lips out, what disease do you have?
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.