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40 Car Puns That Will Fuel Your Laughter

You are going to get exhausted from laughing so hard at these car puns.

Having a crummy day? Wish you could brighten your mood? Then you are in luck! Here are some of the best car puns that will drive you into a fit of laughter.

1. What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

A Ford Siesta.

2. What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos.

3. When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

4. What kind of car does yoda drive?

A toyoda

5. What kind of cars do cooks drive?

Chef-rolets.

6. Who can drive all their customers away and still make money?

Taxi drivers.

7. What kind of car does a snake drive?

An Ana-Honda.

8. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home.

9. How is a golf ball different from a Chevy?

You can drive a golf ball 200 yards.

10. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

11. What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

12. What snakes are found on cars?

Windshield vipers.

13. A man drove his expensive car into a tree…

And found out how the Mercedes bends

14. What kind of car does a dog hate?

CorVETS.

15. I couldn’t work out how to fasten my seatbelt.

Then it clicked.

16. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn’t going anywhere.

It feels like he’s always trying to drive me away.

17. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed.

The accident was a Fender bender.

18. What do you call a Norwegian prostitute?

A Fjord Escort.

19. What kind of petrol does Vin use?

Diesel.

20. I ran my Subi into a lake.

Now it’s a Scubaru.

21. Why can’t motorcycles hold themselves up?

Because they are two-tired.

22. What’s the difference between BMWs and Porcupines?

Porcupines carry their pricks on the outside.

24. What do you say to a frog who needs a ride?

Hop in.

25. What part of the car is the laziest?

The wheels, because they are always tired.

26. What did the tornado say to the sports car?

Want to go for a spin.

27. Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He wanted to bust a move.

28. What do you call a used car salesman?

A car-deal-ologist.

29. Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?

He’s all right now.

30. What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?

Carpet.

31. Why are pigs bad drivers?

They hog the road!

32. What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

A convertible with a big trunk.

33. Where do dogs park their cars?

In the barking lot.

34. What do you get when you cross a race car with a spud?

Crashed potatoes.

35. What’s a car’s favorite meal?

Brake-fast.

36. What has 10 letters and starts with G-A-S?

Automobile.

37. Why do chicken coops have only two doors?

If they had four, they would be chicken sedans.

38. What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?

It gets toad!

39. My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

40. A  man who runs behind a car will get exhausted.

But man who runs in front of a car will get tired. TC mark

January Nelson

January Nelson is a writer, editor, dreamer, and occasional exotic dancer. Her work has appeared on Facebook, ...

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