Did you hear about the owl party?
It was a hoot.
Did you hear about the birds of prey on black Friday?
It was a free for owl.
What is an owl’s dream occupation?
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
What do you call a smartass bird of prey?
A know it owl.
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Where do owls go on their honeymoon?
Their love nest.
Did you hear the gossip about the owl who hooked up with his boss?
I won’t tell you hoo.
What did the owl say to the judge?
I’m talon you, it wasn’t me.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Why shouldn’t you tell an owl your secrets?
They’re always talon everyone.
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Why do owls make such bad baseball players?
Their hits are always fowl.
Why are owls so handy?
They’re a Jack of owl trades.
What did the owl’s valentine say?
You are hootiful.
What kind of gang violence is common among owls?
A drive by hooting.
What is an owl who has been caught called?
A spotted owl.
What is an owl’s favorite Beatles’ song?
Owl you need is love.
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
Why are owls so good at math?
They excel at owlgebra.
Why do owls always by mystery novels?
They love hoo-dunits.
Why do owls shower so often?
So they don’t smell fowl.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What was the owl’s favorite Whitney Houston song?
Owl always love you.
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