1. Why can’t you trust tacos?
They tend to spill the beans.
2. Where are the best tacos served?
In the Gulp of Mexico!
3. How do taco chefs live their lives?
By seasoning the moment!
4. Why did the baker open a tortilla factory?
For the extra dough!
5. How do tacos say grace?
6. Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long?
No, it will be round!
7. Why did the taco chef stop cooking?
He ran out of thyme.
8. Why didn’t the taco chef show up for work today?
He had a bad queso the flu.
9. Are you into fitness?
Yeah, I’m fit’n’ess whole taco into my mouth.
10. Did that taco chef act rudely toward me?
Yeah, he was jalapeño business.
One-liner Taco Puns
11. I don’t want to taco ’bout it.
12. We can taco-ver the phone.
13. It was a hostile taco-ver.
14. Let’s not burrito round the bush.
15. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.
16. I hate tacos, said no Juan ever.
17. This taco is Mexcellent!
18. Taco dirty to me.
19. Taco chance on me.
20. Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side.