You are obsessed with Star Wars. You have seen every film at least twice. You can recite every word of every scene. But have you ever heard these brilliantly silly Star Wars puns before?
1. Which program do Jedi use to open PDF files?
Adobe Wan Kenobi.
2. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?
3. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the Dark Side.
4. Is BB hungry?
5. How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Xmas?
He felt his presents.
6. Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey through the forest?
He probably just wanted a girlfriend. After all, he’d Ben Solo for so long.
7. How does Wicket get around Endor?
8. What do you call a pirate droid?
9. What do Gungans put things in?
10. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
11. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?
So it doesn’t Hang Solow.
12. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk?
With a woo-key.
13. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
14. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie?
The Umpire Strikes Back.
15. Why did Anakin change his nickname to Skywalker?
He couldn’t stand the old one Ani longer.
16. What do you call an invisible droid?
17. Which Jedi became a rock star?
Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi.
18. What did Obi Wan tell Luke when he had trouble eating Chinese food?
Use the forks, Luke.
19. Why is Yoda such a good gardener?
Because he has a green thumb.
20. What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Use the horse, Luke!
21. What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy?
The Phantom Venice.
22. How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
With Ewokie Talkies.
23. What do you call a bird of prey with a thousand lives?
A millennium falcon!
24. What do you get if you mix a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit?
25. Why was the droid angry?
People kept pushing its buttons.
26. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name?
27. What kind of car takes you to a jedi?
28. What do you call 5 Siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
29. Why is Luke Skywalker always invited on picnics?
He always has the forks with him.
30. What do you call an evil procrastinator?
31. Why is The Force like duct tape?
It has a light side, a dark side, and it binds the galaxy together.
32. What do you call a Jedi who’s in denial?
Obi-Wan Cannot Be.
33. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely?
Because he’s always making new friends.
34. What would you call Padme if she was a dog?
35. Why do doctors make the best Jedi?
Because a Jedi must have patience.
36. Why can’t you count on Yoda to pick up the tab?
Because he’s always a little short.
37. Which Star Wars character travels around the world?
38. What do you call Harrison Ford when he smokes weed?
39. What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
40. Where does Jabba the Hutt eat?
41. Where did Luke get his bionic hand?
The second hand store.
42. When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
In the Sith Grade.
43. What is a Jedi’s favorite toy?
44. Where do Sith shop?
The Maul. Everything is half off.
45. What’s the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
46. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight?
47. How do Tusken’s cheat on their taxes?
They always single file, to hide their numbers.
48. What do storm troopers eat?
Wookie steak, but it’s a little Chewy.
49. Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
50. If you date someone who doesn’t like Star Wars puns…
Then you’re looking for love in Alderaan places.
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Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.
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