It’s wedding season and what better way to celebrate than with some awesome marriage puns?
What are your favorite marriage puns? Leave them in the comments!
1. Why did the bride change her last name?
Because it had a nice ring to it.
2. What was the best part of the wedding?
The reception; it really took the cake.
3. Did you hear about the spiders who got engaged?
I hear they met on the web.
4. How do you know a sailor isn’t ready for commitment?
They weren’t ready to tie the knot.
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6. Marriage:
You either do or you don’t.
7. When is the right time to get married?
I don’t know, what do you propose?
8. Why didn’t the couple write their own vows?
Because everything had already been arranged.
9. Why did the groom ask his brother to be in the wedding?
He was the best man for the job.
10. Why did the beers get married?
Because they were pitcher perfect.
More Humorous, Punny Jokes
Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.
- Puns for All Ages
- Plant Puns
- Bad Puns
- Golf Puns
- Ghost Puns
- Avocado Puns
- Taco Puns
- Dinosaur Puns
- Goat Puns
- Car Puns
- Bible Puns
- Banana Puns
- Potato Puns
- Love Puns
- Space Puns
- Sad Puns
- Sheep Puns
- Nature Puns
- Tree Puns
- Cute Puns
- Clean Puns
- Dumb Puns
- Computer Puns
- Book Puns
- Pig Puns
- Birthday Puns
- Ice Puns
- Tea Puns
- Farm Puns
- Science Puns
- Summer Puns
- Elephant Puns
- Weather Puns
- Donut Puns
- Pasta Puns
- Harry Potter Puns
- Watermelon Puns
- Monkey Puns
- Porn Puns
- Ice Cream Puns
- Wine Puns
- Vegetable Puns
- Tuna Puns
- Squid Puns
- Owl Puns
- Animal Puns
- Beer Puns
- Frog Puns
- Shark Puns
- Food Puns
- Sex Puns
- Flower Puns
- Snow Puns
- Chicken Puns
- Bread Puns
- Pizza Puns
- Christmas Puns
- Bone Puns
- Water Puns
- Rock Puns
- Star Wars Puns
- Bird Puns
- Pokemon Puns
- Bear Puns
- Cheese Puns
- Dolphin Puns
- Fish Puns
- Cow Puns
- Egg Puns
- Dog Puns
- Friendship Puns
- Bunny Puns
- Bee Puns
- Coffee Puns
- Cat Puns
- Music Puns
