Marriage Puns

10 Marriage Puns That Are Bound To Get A Good Reception

It’s wedding season and what better way to celebrate than with some awesome marriage puns?

What are your favorite marriage puns? Leave them in the comments!

1. Why did the bride change her last name?

Because it had a nice ring to it.

2. What was the best part of the wedding?

The reception; it really took the cake.

3. Did you hear about the spiders who got engaged?

I hear they met on the web.

4. How do you know a sailor isn’t ready for commitment?

They weren’t ready to tie the knot.


6. Marriage:

You either do or you don’t.

7. When is the right time to get married?

I don’t know, what do you propose?

8. Why didn’t the couple write their own vows?

Because everything had already been arranged.

9. Why did the groom ask his brother to be in the wedding?

He was the best man for the job.

10. Why did the beers get married?

Because they were pitcher perfect.

More Humorous, Punny Jokes

Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.

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