I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE!
There’s a reason why paintings of plain geometric shapes sell for millions of dollars, and it’s not because the buyers are really into shapes.
“Venmo me $5 and see what happens 😏”
When we’re in the car, she’ll leave her hand outstretched waiting for mine.
What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.
Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.
Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.