“Venmo me $5 and see what happens 😏”
When we’re in the car, she’ll leave her hand outstretched waiting for mine.
What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.
Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.
Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.
Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.
Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.