What is the best way to raise a child? In an elevator.
Why are fungi always invited on road trips? They don’t take up mush room.
Why did the watermelon go crazy? He lost his rind.
Why did the computer spy get fired? She couldn’t hack it.
Why are fiction writers better than poets? They’re prose.
What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.