What is ice cream’s favorite TV show? Game of Cones.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test? They prefer to wing it.
Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed? It was a bud omen.
What did the wise men say after they offered up their gifts of gold and frankincense? “Wait, there’s myrrh.”
What did the osteopathic medicine doctor bring to the potluck? Spare ribs.
Why was the skeleton lonely? He had no body.
What do you call it when a cheese goes #2? Fondue-due
Sex memes are the best memes. And, of course, they are because sex is the best part of life, so sex memes have to the best kind of memes, right? What could be better?
Go for a long walk. Get out of your current environment and headspace by changing your scenery.
There are warrior angels who can fight demons.