85+ Unique Christian Pick Up Lines

God gave us a sense of humor and the ability to be goofy. If you’re looking for a pickup line to use to break the ice or impress that religious person you’re crushing on, then you’ve come to the right place. Some of these pick up lines are pretty clever and specific about books from the Bible, while other pick up lines here are generic and fun. With that being said, here are some of the best Christian pick up lines that will leave you saying “holy moly!”

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Christian Pick Up Lines Related To Stories From The Bible

For you I would slay two Goliaths.

You float my ark.

Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives… Because he never met you.

I put the “stud” in bible study.

I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.

You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

I’d part the Red Sea for you.

I know you’ve already said no once, but call me Joshua because I’m going to break down your walls.

Hey girl, your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead.

It’s obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.

If we were around with Noah … then you, me … pair!

Baby, you’re just like water … Except Jesus turned you into fine.

I know it’s absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I’m being led to Bethlehem.

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Did you say your name was Esther? Oh, I guess I just think you were chosen for such a time as this.

You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?

I’m no Joseph… perhaps you can help me interpreting the dreams I’ve been having about you?

You really are a fisher of men. And baby, you just reeled me in.

I know Moses parted the Red Sea, but baby ain’t nothing parting you and I.

If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

Christian Pick Up Lines About The Bible and Scripture

As Christians, shouldn’t we honor all Scripture? Let’s start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.

You must be a Bible verse because I can’t stop memorizing you.

I was reading my Bible the other day, and I was wondering if you know what Paul meant by “greet one another with a holy kiss?”

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.

Hey girl, the Bible said to think about what is pure and lovely… so I have been thinking about you all day.

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

The word says to ‘give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

I’m a Proverbs 32 kind of guy and you’re a Proverbs 31 kinda woman.

When I read Philippians 4:8, I think about you.

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Christian Pick Up Lines About Angels and Spirits

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts people’s spirits.

Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.

Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers. * fake sneeze *

We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

I didn’t know angels flew this low.

Is your name Grace? Because you are amazing.

Christian Pick Up Lines About Prayer and Miracles

Unfortunately, I can’t perform miracles and I’ve only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.

Is your name Faith? Cause you’re the substance of things I’ve hoped for.

Want to practice speaking in tongues with me? Here’s my number… Call me if you need prayer.

What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

The Bible says to bring all our requests to God. I’ve prayed … and here you are.

I just want you to know, I’m praying for you… No, I’m praying for you.

You and me, we’re like loaves and fishes. We just might be a miracle together.

I’ll be sure to sit next to you during the prayer so that we can hold hands.

Funny Christian Pick Up Lines About God and A Religious Life

Hey girl, I heard God called you. Can I do the same?

I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?

I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.

I didn’t believe in predestination until I met you tonight. 

You make me want to be a better Christian.

I would say “God bless you” but it looks like he already has.

Don’t mind me, I’m just admiring how the good Lord has blessed you.

What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

Semi-Dirty Christian Pickup Lines

I just don’t feel called to celibacy.

Do you need prayer? Because I’m certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Would you touch me? So I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

Hey girl, God commands us to be fruitful and multiply. What do you say?

Hey girl, you must be Egyptian because I’m a slave for you.

I don’t know if you noticed but, when you walked into the room, that was me giving up a clap offering.

I can’t wait to see your body of Christ. When you gonna ask me to church?

Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

Is your daddy a Pastor? Cause that body is preachhhing to the choir.

I have a snake and he wants to enter your garden.

They Call Me God Of Thunder…I’m going to hammer you Dry!

You are the whole reason God invented boners.

Sometimes I feel great, sometimes I feel small, but only if I am by your side I feel like I am in heaven.

If kissing you were sin, I would walk happily through hell.

You can call me Jonah … Because I’m going to show you a whale of a time.

Other Funny Christian Pick Up Lines

I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

I’m usually not very prophetic, but I can see us together.

Look, you’re nearly 22. Most Christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

I just have this feeling that God put us both on the same mission trip for a reason.

I know Paul says that it’s better to stay single, but ever since I met you I knew that would be impossible for me.

You just broke a commandment by stealing my heart.

Is your name virtue? Because you garnish my thoughts unceasingly.

Do you want to be accountability partners?

I have familiarized myself with all 5 love languages, in fact, I invented 4 of them.

On first dates, I always take girls to get BBQ ribs. It feels the most biblical considering they came from one.

You… complete me. That is, after Jesus completes me. You’re like the gluten in my communion bread.

You know what the temple veil and I have in common? We’re both ripped.

Let me check out your tag — yep, just what I thought. “Made in Heaven.”

We hope you enjoyed these Christian pick up lines!

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