Not to rain on your parade, but the best jokes are usually the darkest, too. These sad puns might make you want to cry, but you’ll probably laugh, too!
Have any sad puns of your own? Leave them in the comments!
1. Why was the bed so depressed?
Because nothing really mattress!
2. Why was the doe so upset about the heat wave?
Because climate change is deer-replaceable!
3. Why didn’t the egg want to hatch?
Because egg-sistence is a nightmare!
4. Why couldn’t the psychic stop crying?
He wasn’t a happy medium!
5. Why are some magazines so sad?
They have too many issues!
6. Why do watermelons get upset so easily?
They’re melondramatic!
7. What’s the one time “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” don’t mean the same thing?
At a funeral.
8. Why was the staircase so sad?
Because everyone keeps walking all over them!
9. What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso!
10. What kind of tea can be hard to swallow?
Reali-tea!
More Humorous, Punny Jokes
Below are more clever puns to share with loved ones and make them smile.
- Puns for All Ages
- Plant Puns
- Bad Puns
- Golf Puns
- Ghost Puns
- Avocado Puns
- Taco Puns
- Dinosaur Puns
- Goat Puns
- Car Puns
- Marriage Puns
- Bible Puns
- Banana Puns
- Potato Puns
- Love Puns
- Space Puns
- Sheep Puns
- Nature Puns
- Tree Puns
- Cute Puns
- Clean Puns
- Dumb Puns
- Computer Puns
- Book Puns
- Pig Puns
- Birthday Puns
- Ice Puns
- Tea Puns
- Farm Puns
- Science Puns
- Summer Puns
- Elephant Puns
- Weather Puns
- Donut Puns
- Pasta Puns
- Harry Potter Puns
- Watermelon Puns
- Monkey Puns
- Porn Puns
- Ice Cream Puns
- Wine Puns
- Vegetable Puns
- Tuna Puns
- Squid Puns
- Owl Puns
- Animal Puns
- Beer Puns
- Frog Puns
- Shark Puns
- Food Puns
- Sex Puns
- Flower Puns
- Snow Puns
- Chicken Puns
- Bread Puns
- Pizza Puns
- Christmas Puns
- Bone Puns
- Water Puns
- Rock Puns
- Star Wars Puns
- Bird Puns
- Pokemon Puns
- Bear Puns
- Cheese Puns
- Dolphin Puns
- Fish Puns
- Cow Puns
- Egg Puns
- Dog Puns
- Friendship Puns
- Bunny Puns
- Bee Puns
- Coffee Puns
- Cat Puns
- Music Puns
