30+ Dog Puns To Make You Bark With Laughter

I told you I’d get it done on time. Quit hounding me.

Updated 10 months ago, January 16, 2024

Ruff ruff! Here are the best dog puns of all time.

Ready to LOL with your canine? You better be because you’re in store for some amazing dog puns.

Who doesn’t love a dog? A psychopath. Dogs are the most wonderful creatures on earth, which is why we prefer to be best friends with dogs, not humans. In these dog puns, we celebrate our love for dogs and our love for clever wordplay.

It’s a real shame that your dog won’t be able to read or understand these puns. I’m sure our pets would get a real kick out of them, especially number 2, which is my favorite of all the dog puns.

1. I hope the Year of the Dog…

Won’t be a ruff year.

2. I told you I’d get it done on time.

Quit hounding me.

3. That puppy never stands up for himself.

He just rolls over.

4. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound!

5.It’s raining cats and dogs.

That’s fine, as long as it doesn’t reindeer.

6. What kind of dog they have at the TMZ office?

A puparazzi.

7. What’s more amazing than a talking dog?

A spelling bee.

8. Where do dogs go after their tails fall off?

The re-tail store.

9. A dog retrieves a ball thrown from over a mile away

That sounds far-fetched.

10. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

He stole the show!

11. You’re not fat.

You’re just a little husky.

12. Are dogs good at science?

Well, labs are.

13. Why was the dog sad?

It had a ruff week.

14. What did the dog say when he was shocked?

Fur’real?

15. What do you get if you cross a gold dog with a telephone?

A golden receiver!

16. What’s your dog’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

Bark Side of the Moon

17. What do you call a frozen dog?

A pupsicle.

18. What do you call a dog magician?

A labracadabrador.

19. Why did the parents think having a dog would make their kids more artistic?

Because it was labradoodle.

20. What did the skeleton say to the puppy?

Bonappetite.

21. What’s a did the dog study at college?

Bark-eology

22. What does my dog and my phone have in common?

They both have collar I.D.

23. What did Darth Vader name his son?

Luke Skybarker.

24. What did the dog say on Saint Patty’s day?

Let’s get pugging drunk.

25. What do you call a dog with a surround system?

A sub-woofer.

26. I need to see a dentist.

One of my canines is getting lose.

27. What kind of construction are dogs best at?

Roofing.

28. I’m looking for a man…

That shot my paw.

39. What did the hungry Dalmation say?

That hit the spot!

30. Ever hear the one about the poodle on the submarine?

He was the resident subwoofer and good at the doggie paddle.

31. I’m not sure what’s wrong with my dog.

I’m hoping the vet will shed some light on the problem.

32. I like big mutts

And I cannot lie.

33. What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark.

34. What kind of dog chases anything red?

A bulldog!

35. Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

36. What did the dog say to the sandpaper?

Ruff!

37. What do you call a sad pup?

Mellon collie

38. The coach always wants to put my dog in the baseball game…

Because he always gets walked.

39. What did the polite dog say?

Thanks fur everything.

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