Cat Puns

25 Funny Cat Puns That Are Paws-itively Hilarious

Meow for cat puns!

Ready? Here are all the best cat puns in the world.

1. Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

Just kitten!

2. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?

She gave birth to an entire litter of mittens.

3. What’s it called when a cat paints itself?

A self paw-trait.

4. What’s a cat’s most important trait?

It’s purrsonality.

5. How do you make a fashionable cat happy?

Give her a new purr coat and she’ll be feline good.

6. What do you call a pile of kittens?

A meowntain.

7. How does Cat-anova woo girls?

He just whiskers away.

8. What do you call a cat that likes to read?


9. What’s the well-read cat’s favorite book?

The Great Catsby or Of Mice And Men.

10. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A Furrari.

11. What do you call a cat that’s a beauty influencer?


12. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?

Purrr-suasive AF.

13. What do you call a cat that can’t stop licking itself?


14. What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?

Santa Claws!

15. What do you call a cat that gets caught by law enforcement?

The purrpatrator.

16. What’s every cat’s favorite color?


17. What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?

I am pawsitively sexy.

18. What did the cat say when he went bankrupt?

I feel so paw!

19. Why don’t cats like shopping online?

They prefer a cat-alogues.

20. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?

He was keeping an eye on the mouse!

21. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

22. What do cats wear at night?


23. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octo-puss.

24. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

She wanted to be a first-aid kit!

25. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.

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