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50 Pokemon Puns That Will Make You Laugh Your Ash Off

What do you call a low fat Pokemon? Butterfree.

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These are some of the best Pokemon puns out there. You got to hear ’em all!

Don’t you miss watching Ash, Misty, and Brock every morning with your milk and cereal? That’s okay, because the adventures never have to end. Even though it’s going to be a while until the next game is released, you can still enjoy the world of Pokemon by reciting hilarious jokes.

Lucky for you, you don’t have to search far and wide to find the funniest Pokemon puns in existence. They are right here!

1. What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?

Let’s rock!

2. What is a Pokémon fan’s favorite place to go in France?

Paras!

3. Why was Hypno so energetic?

He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.

4. Which Pokémon could also be a pirate?

Arrrrrr-bok.

5. Which Pokemon does Dracula like most?

Koffin’.

6. What do you call a Pokemon who can’t move very fast?

A Slow-poke.

7. What do you call a Pokemon that wants to be a police officer?

Magic-cop!

8. Which Pokemon do soccer players like the most?

GOALduck.

9. Which college do Pokemon go to?

StarU.

10. What type of Pokemon are Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin and Elvis be?

Legendary Pokemon.

11. Are you a Hitmonlee?

Because your body is kickin’.

12. You must be a Charmander.

Because you’re making me hot.

13. Baby, I’m A Mismagius.

I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

14. You remind me of Deoxys.

You’re out of this world. 

15. What’s Pikachu’s favorite song?

The Hokey Pokemon.

16. Why can’t you blindfold a Pokemon?

Because it’s going to Pikachu!

17. What do you call a low fat Pokemon?

Butterfree.

18. I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokemon Go?

He said “Wynaut.”

19. Be warned, if you are in the shower, I might Pikachu.

So it’s not my fault if I see any Jigglypuffs.

20. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?

Weedle make you high.

21. What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?

I’m Zaptos intolerant!

22. What Pokemon do people see in auctions?

Bidoof.

23. Whats the name of the Pokemon that traveled with Dorthy to Oz?

Totodile.

24. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?

A copycat.

25. How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

Poke him on.

26. What is the difference between Snorlax and a pillow?

One sleeps a lot and the other gets slept on a lot!

27. What do you call a scout that likes to chew gum while climbing Pikes Peak?

A Peak-A-Chewer!

28. What does a yellow Pokemon say before teleporting?

Abra-cadabra.

29. What do you get when you cross Pikachu with porn?

Pikascrew.

30. Are you a Flareon?

Because you’re a sexy fox.

31. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett.

Then I could be inside of you.

32. Are you a Pikachu?

Because you are shockingly beautiful.

33. What does Ash say when he wants to date someone?

I choose you.

34. How can you tell a Pokemon likes baseball?

Every night he turns into a gol-bat.

35. How do you hit on a cute girl playing Pokemon Go?

Tell her “I’d like to Pikachu when you’re naked!”

36. Why did the Miltank cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

37. What TV show about dancing do pokemon love?

Dancing with the Staryus.

38. What do you call a Pikachu that can fix computers?

Geek-achu.

39. Which sci-fi movie do Pokemon like the most?

Staryu Wars.

40. What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?

Whale of Fortune.

41. Why did the Squirtle cross the ocean?

To get to the other tide!

42. Where do Haunter’s like to water ski?

Lake Erie.

43. What do you call a storm of Pokemon?

A Pokemonsoon!

44. What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?

A LightBulbasaur.

45. Where did Brock take Nurse Joy for a date?

The PokeBall.

46. What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?

Weedle Knievell.

47. How can pikachu make a baby laugh?

By playing pika-boo!

48. What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

49. What did the judge say when a Skuntank came into the court?

Odor  in the court!

50. I’m sorry about these bad puns.

I should’ve kept my big meowth shut.

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