During our 20s, we make decisions — some difficult, some not — that will define who we are for the rest of our lives.

Maybe you’ve already browsed most of Netflix and need some new picks.

You can’t ignore how much lower you have to scroll when entering your birth year on forms, which is a tiny (somewhat scary) reminder of how far you’ve come.

Real friends should take care of you as much as you take care of them. That’s how it works.

You will want to reach through the screen, to touch them, to hug them, to nudge them and say, “Hey, I’m here. Don’t forget about me, okay?” even though you…

All hail the dollar pizza.

You say “couch,” they say “gigantic, all-purpose scratching post slash bed.”

I think everyone should have to wait tables at least once in their life, because it really puts a lot into perspective.

2. You begin to compare yourself to other successful people that are your age. At or around the age of 27, you’ll begin to feel like you’re behind in life’s…

Mitch O’Connell is a Chicago-based photographer. As a 17-year-old, he traveled to NYC to document the now long-lost treasures that Times Square once held in the 80s.

After surviving the mandatory Alcohol-Adele-Sleep-Repeat cycle, I found myself in a strange state of consistency – both in the regularity of my thoughts and the solidity of my physical being.

The females basically handle the workload, taking the initiative once they’ve decided whom they want to mate with.

Who knew?

A profound list of all the reasons I’m convinced on a daily (often hourly) basis that I do, in fact, suck at raising another human being.

“You’re going to regret talking to me like that. I want to have fun, and we’re going to whether you like it or not. Tommy too.”

When it’s too cold to get up to make coffee or turn the shower on or generally be a human.

We have baby showers and wedding parties as if it’s a huge accomplishment and cause for celebration to be able to get knocked up or find someone to walk down…

They’re sort of like dogs, in that “running to the door to greet you when you come home from work” and, honestly, it’s a pretty nice feeling.

If your roommate brings her boyfriend around too much, just walk around with your shirt off.

In the world of American Apparel-curated Halloween costumes, you’ve deeply considered grabbing a gray hoodie and just calling yourself Rocky.

I honestly feel badly for people who think this, because they are clearly missing out.

Years ago, some feminist on the internet told me I was “Privileged.”

Found on AskReddit. 1. P.Diddy. I briefly worked as a cleaner/server/skivvy in P. Diddy/Sean Comb’s house in East Hampton when I was a teenager. He was a huge douche, sadly.

Someone with whom we just “click.” Someone who we’d still be friends with even if the romantic element were gone.

The problem with the new motivational mantra is that the notion of comparing ourselves to Beyoncé is – what’s the word? – total horse s*%t.

Sometimes it’s just good to talk AT someone even if they are, by all intents and purposes, a completely objective third party observer with absolutely no personal interest in the…

It is the city that is always one step ahead of the game, going non-stop 24/7 in its quest to dominate the world stage.

Here’s an inspirational travel quote for each week of the year (plus one for good measure) to keep you dreaming of exotic lands.

The first picture is of the dog. The second is a selfie of a pretty girl with full cheeks and choppy hair. “Looks like Jennifer Lawrence,” I think.

7. Someone with a better sense of humor than us.

It takes a lot for a person to make you feel uncomfortable, as you’ve spent at least 18 years witnessing and interacting with the craziest of the crazies.

Life is like this sometimes: you meet someone, you fall in love, things don’t work out, you break-up, you heal, then you meet someone, you fall in love, and so…

We shouldn’t have to be ashamed of these things and we really need to start getting over the idea that some sex questions are going to be embarrassing to ask…

The thing is, the more you prolong the break up, the more bitter you will both become, and the more the inevitable split is going to hurt.

I still don’t know what you’re supposed to do with a child when you want to spend 48 solid hours in bed watching Netflix.

When that happens, it’ll break your heart.

You don’t need to ‘Nurture Dependence’ by calling her house and pretending to be a murderer or rapist, most girls start to become unwittingly dependent just through text conversations alone.

The usual body-shaming, unrealistic beauty ideals, and the Cult of Perpetual Superficial Betterment all come together in a New Years media fury of headlines aimed at telling you what’s wrong…

Unless you can wow me with an awesome trick, like stashing coins in your beard or growing goji berries in it, I want it GONE.

“It was sucking on my eyelids for like 10 minutes.”

People say that the foundation of a relationship is trust? Well I think it’s knowing how, what and when to communicate your concerns to your partner.

This is the human equivalent of peeing on a patch of land to mark your dominance, and it’s awful.

Your first paycheck. Yeah, it was for $89.72 after taxes, but you earned it.

Don’t bank on Disney movie magic or divine intervention to make things happen if you’re sitting around idle.

Here you are reminded that while you may have created the world that lives in your head, you certainly did not create this one. This world is far more majestic…

If you let yourself be the “less important” person in someone’s life for long enough, you’ll somehow, unexpectedly, start to think of yourself like that too.

I’ve picked up grapes in France for 3 weeks and then had money to travel for a year — on a super low budget, not luxury traveling for sure. Usually, the…

They don’t understand the unwritten rules of “wait as long as the other person did to reply” and “don’t seem too eager”.

Every song can be about a cheating lover if you want it to, and you can sing along to them really violently.

Bright star, would I were steadfast as thou art.