Danielle Page

The downside of being cute? You’re never described as “hot.” In fact, when you’re trying to come off as sexy, even your best efforts are usually met with an “Awww.”

If you’re in the market for a good woman, there’s no better catch than a girl who’s close with her mom. Because her mom raised her to be the best woman that she could possibly be.

Picky eaters need not apply. When you love a girl who loves food, you can’t be a picky eater. You’ve got to be willing to try new foods and revisit the ones that you swore off as a kid.

From where I’m sitting, the most valuable lesson a mom could pass on to her daughter is the power of enjoying her own company.

After knocking back a few drinks at a nearby bar for some liquid confidence, we walked over to the address listed on the site and pushed open the nondescript door. We were immediately met with the resounding sound of asses being smacked.

“When a person is unable to accomplish the necessary developmental task of sexual exploration, they have to find a way to do so away from the people who are controlling it.”

Cosmopolitan recently released a list of the hottest porn sites. To be honest, I’ve mostly been getting my kicks from trolling the “eggplant friday” hashtag on Instagram.

Find out what they had to say about the hobbies they simply will NOT stand for.