Thou shalt not watch the movie first.
Thou shalt not lose or never return borrowed book.
Thou shalt not ask, “So, what’s the book about?” after seeing thy reader begin to start reading first chapter.
Thou shalt not question the time of night when thy reader finishes a chapter, flips the next page, and whispers okay, just one more.
If thy book is borrowed thy book must be read within adequate time for proper discussion over tea and biscuits.
Thou shalt not question the voraciousness in which thy reader consumes reading materials.
Thou shalt not complain of spending whole afternoons browsing bookstores.
Thou shalt not question why thy reader always brings thy book with her.
Thou shalt not make fun of or judge thy reader for genre or title of thy book.
Thou shalt not question why thy reader smells old books.