Don’t wait to tell people how you feel about them. If given the opportunity, seize it. Lay it all out on the line.

Someone once told you that they’re “just not a coffee person” and you had to make a mental note never to trust that person again.

13. You find yourself constantly reminiscing of the “chase” stages of your past relationships and hookups. It’s a feeling you haven’t had in so long…

10. Freak out completely when you find something seriously awesome in the 70 PERCENT OFF bin. On ASOS, that means it’s like $3.

I often wonder how the man who falls for me will feel about my need to constantly escape.

18. Ashlee Simpson – Pieces of Me

If you see them literally having sex with each other, there’s at least a chance they have some unresolved romantic feelings.

You were already setting aside Jan. 12th for the premiere of GIRLS Season 3. Rather than huddle over your laptop in solitude, invite some friends over and play this game…

Change your outfit three or four times. Worry that one dress looks like you’re trying too hard, but that another doesn’t do your new, fit body justice. You’ve been working…

Do you have any, like, Asian friends? Black friends? *Silence*

It’s…this is my Vietnam, you guys. It was scary and brutal and traumatic and it’s really hard for me to talk about and there’s no possible way you can relate…

1. Have sex, don’t have sex, your virginity doesn’t define you.

“Don’t worry, I like curvy girls.”

3. Your friends’ siblings, who were tiny people when you used to go over to their place in high school, are now fully blossoming into adults and frankly it’s kind…

The caller sounds disturbed out of his mind, claiming to have just been dismissed from his job at Area 51 and is now seemingly on the run for his life.

You deserve what drove Shakespeare to his sonnets and the Beatles to their lyrics.

Our time together has always been made to end.

It’s an anxious period in a 20-somethings life where you’re directionless and spiritually you don’t know your head from your butt. One moment you’re breaking necks and cashing checks, the…

This means you are an adult. This also means you don’t have the eyesore of an overflowing laundry basket in the corner of your room.

8. The Back Home Bestie

We all go through different phases post breakup. Oh the mood swings are endless.

Louie’s best known for his standup and critically acclaimed television show, but arguably the best merger of his philosophical talents happens in the late-night guest chair.

Decide the girl who told you she got those really cute shorts here was either lying to you, or is a witch and can just summon the clutch pieces to…

2. Intricate Knowledge of 7-11s.

Royals = high school student partying sans student loan payments.

Cyndi Lauper – Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Get out the popcorn for this one.

“I was just thinking, maybe you were doin’ all that prayin’ and I’m the answer to your prayers.”

You’ve jumped on more hay bales than trampolines

The more you know about him, the more likely he is to come and find you.

A love which starts out unrequited and remains unrequited, however, is not beautiful. It’s a sick, twisted, ugly sort of love.

Every time you have sex with someone you’re essentially having sex with everyone they’ve had sex with.

Was life uncontestedly better after Nick Cannon’s manifesto as a gigolo? Yes, it was.

On Wednesdays we wear pink

Cry when you leave your campus job and do all kinds of sentimental “award” things and goodbye speeches for people. Make some more statuses about your disbelief.

I fell in love with you again; While you were away.

You’ve gone from drinking different things every time to you go out to having “your drink” and rarely deviating.

“Girl talk. That thing I’ve always been so bad at.”

Remind yourself of all the things you hated about them, and repeat them throughout the day like a mantra.

Your sheets to come out of the dryer so you can immediately put them on your bed and climb in while they’re still warm.

2. Father John Misty

I have something that will never go away. IT WON’T GO AWAY!!! No matter what I do, no matter how hard I try, no matter how many creams I put…

As far as I’m concerned, the only people who claim intentions don’t matter are those who have fundamentally bad intentions.

Films are often taken for granted as stories of human triumph, inspiration for our dark moments, and intricate storytelling that we can lean on and look to in our darkest…

No one wants a degenerate sleeping in their bed; if you’re the guest at a adult sleepover, set your alarm for 9:30 so as not to reveal that you’re a…

Email is weird, especially professional emails. Unlike text messages or tweets, you can’t just write a quick line getting straight to the point.

Strategy isn’t something that’s taught well in school. Hell, most people probably couldn’t tell you the difference between “strategy” and “tactics” (or even know there is a difference.)

I will never love a man who does not treat me with respect and kindness, tenderly, his one and only.

Other people expect 20-somethings to be messy. They expect us to be sloppy and awkward and gangly because in their hearts, they know they were, too.

Our lives are looking pretty bleak.