17 Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

Text messages are much like throwing a rock at someone’s window: you know that they probably hear you trying to get at them, but they can act like they can’t hear you until you eventually give up and go away. In 2014, people are catapulting obvious, difficult to ignore boulders at your bedroom window in an attempt to get some. Here are a few examples of the shadiest, yet totally obvious booty call texts every girl receives at least once.

1. The Midday Trap

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

2. The Neverending Yo

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

3. The Not-So-Subtle “Aye”

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

4. The GPS

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

5. The “Come Thru” Later

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

6. The Morning Wood

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

7. The Just Jerked Off

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

8. The Vacationer

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

9. The Cheater

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

10. The College Try

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

11. The Blatant 2AM Last Resort

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

12. The Incredibly Lazy, Lackluster Effort

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

13. The Hinting, Wishing, Hoping You’ll Make An Offer

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

14. The Out Of The Blue Reach Out After 11 PM

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

15. The Social Media Lurk Text

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

16. The Drunken Reckless Swing

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

17. The Coherent Swing And Belligerent Miss

Classic Shady Booty Call Texts Every Girl Has Received At Least Once

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