Here’s a look at some of the more memorable flings in recent Knicks history, with a definitive* determination as to who “won” each respective breakup:
1. A recent study has suggested that listening to heavy metal, punk, and screamo may actually make you calmer. Field tests have shown that this relaxed mindset does not extend to the music listener’s next door neighbor.
The Iowa Supreme Court recently affirmed the right for Iowans to be drunk on their front porch. Unfortunately, the court did not address grievances against out of tune renditions of Wagon Wheel.
Since the Warriors’ current tactics don’t seem to be working, here are a few alternative methods they could use to try and stop the King.
In this day and age, it’s probably a good idea to deactivate every once in awhile.
The city of Paris is saying goodbye to love locks on the Ponts Des Arts bridge. The locks are being replaced by street art, and other strange hobbies people tend to try post divorce.
10. The White House is asking 4th Graders at a New Hampshire Elementary School to come up with a name for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue’s new hawk…
The road to success is long and probably has a lot of potholes.
2. Cloudy weather conditions resulted in an underwhelming “Manhattanhenge” this weekend — causing significant disappointment for thousands of excited New York City-based smartphones.
4. It’s Going Down, I’m Yelling Tinder