2. After a brutal winter, it’s being reported that Boston still has giant snow piles — only now they’re being filled with dirt, trash, and anyone who bears a resemblance to Alex Rodriguez.
Turning 25 can be scary! Here are some reasons why:
A Chinese beekeeper broke a world record by covering himself with 1.1 million bees. He received 2,000 bee stings, and not even close to enough instagram likes.
7. Last Sunday morning, $175,000 worth of cocaine washed up ashore a Galveston, Texas beach. Down in Bikini Bottom, there are reports of an unprecedentedly irate Squidward.
Summer’s right around the corner. As is a bowling alley, depending on your precise location.
1. Have Complete Disregard For The Health Of Your Shoulder
1. Tommy must take on his apartment’s neglectful landlord, who refuses to provide Tommy’s building with hot water. After years of having a constantly upset stomach, Chuckie finds out he’s gluten-free.
Music ended up being the theme of the date. At some point during our non-Tinderized, remarkably inefficient pre-mating ritual, we got to the topic of tuneage.
Whip out those flip phones and jam out to these (soon to be) classics:
Looking for something to get sucked into on Netflix, that won’t necessarily make you feel like a complete waste of a human?