Lance Pauker

Not a girl, not yet a woman.

7. You’ve dominated your fair share of Marco Polo games in above-ground pools.

Sometimes, life hits you with things that are best coped with by being all sad and looking at the window.

1. Is this emoji ruining my masculinity?

3. You swirled the onions around in the guacamole.

As the good folks at Citizen Eco-Drive know full well, there’s nothing quite like that unstoppable, on top of the world feeling.

Good morrow! Yes My Lord, I’ll have the deck ready for the 10 am call.

Playing Badminton was an incredible learning experience, and definitely played a huge part in helping me develop into the person I am today; a guy that is at first cool and sociable, but then completely blows it by getting really excited about the fact that he played high school badminton.