“Yeah, this one time my twin brother broke his arm and I FELT IT TOO!” There’s this awesome battle between them believing you, calling you out on your bullshit, and then being generally unsure of the whole thing. It’s very amusing.
Your goal is to graduate college, regardless of the grades. No one ever said you’re required to put your GPA on a resume, right?
This is the perfect channel for when you’re supposed be doing something intellectually stimulating, but just don’t want to.
Plagiarizing is a stupid thing to do. Reserve these tactics for classes you don’t care about to begin with, or for when you really did completely forget about the assignment and you’re totally screwed otherwise. This is a gamble, and the more often you play with fire, the more likely you are to get burned.
We see what no one else does. We hold on to that day he brought us flowers, the sweet good morning text messages, and the dinner he made on our anniversary. We hold on to these memories and remember them every time we think of leaving.
Going out to dinner or to the movies is fine, but if you want to make a lasting impression, then it’s time to get creative.
Stage 1: Excitement and determination
Everyone forgets about us.
If you live in a carpeted space, it’s worth spending the extra dough on a solid vacuum cleaner.
9. Getting Taylor Swift’s music back on Spotify.