There are smooth guys and there are guys who fall on the less socially apt end of the spectrum. Personally, I think that those who belong in the latter category…

Ever felt like taking a walk down memory-lane? Well, you’re in luck because the law school experience has more in common with middle school than it does with other graduate…

When you accept something awful for long enough, you start forgetting that you should be demanding more.

I am most grateful I never got what I thought I deserved.

An avocado is what happens when a tree and a stick of butter have a baby. Why WOULDN’T you want to put avocado on everything?

You must have had terrible days when the last thing you wanted to do was come into our classroom and teach a bunch of uninterested, undisciplined students. But you did…

The two of you have stayed home from important social outings before to have “a quiet night at home” which mostly consisted of browsing the internet for funny videos together…

You prefer intimate social gatherings to large parties — which, frankly, often stress you out. There are so many people!

I could tell you, in all honesty, that it wasn’t you – but you probably wouldn’t believe me. In the face of unrequited affection, it’s always our fault.

Now, let’s get one thing straight right away. I don’t think that everyone needs to engage in beauty routines, people are just as good and worthy and human with makeup…

Feeling stuck? These movies will put an end to that.

Dating someone who is your type is easy, familiar.

Busy people wear glasses.

Unfortunately I already had this exact picture tattooed on my chest, but this shirt is very useful in colder weather.

Fox News outdid itself this month — by informally declaring war on feminism.

Sending something every now and again to her office. The value of a bouquet of flowers or a box of chocolates received while in the middle of the work day,…

My wife, who ruined my life and bailed on both me and my son, ended up running away with her brother and having his baby.

Listen up all you fellow Francophiles and language nerds!

Good-looking people don’t have any spine. Their art never lasts. They get the girls, but we’re smarter.

Children of the porn.

Pancakes would never tag you in an unflattering picture that they only uploaded because it’s a cute picture of them and not give a s*^t how bad you look.

Maybe we’re soul mates and the existence of my child will one day be relevant to you. Or maybe we’re just going to go to second base in the back…

What is NOT certain is the quality of our lives. Do that which you feel in your blood you must do.

I know very few people who have a lot of financial freedom, or who are even well-established in their careers, and yet, there they go. Getting married. Somehow paying for…

I had high hopes for Lifetime’s adaptation of “Flowers,” because any adaptation is better than the horrible, godawful 1987 version.

17. That high school is not like how it is on Clueless or Mean Girls and that for the most part it’s totally bore-balls.

It’s seen in society as disgusting.

Your relationship was not a game that the other man/woman won because they were skinnier or sexier or had a cuter laugh than you.

RIP, frosted tips.

New study shows black men are at least as involved in the lives of their children as fathers of other races, and in many cases, much more involved.

If everyone’s baby is reading crazy early then maybe babies can read earlier than we have been thinking?

If I had a dollar for every time my sister would dig her nails into my arms until they bled, I would be making it rain on everyone who reads…

A good relationship gets us out of our selfish tendencies. A good relationship reminds us that there are more important people in the world than ourselves.

Today I’m going to teach you to cut those awkward pauses out at the root. No longer will you search for interesting things to say every 30 seconds! You’re going…

To be able to freely make whatever choice they want in regard to dress, politics, work or parenting and without it making them a “good” or a “bad” feminist.

As good feminists, we never judge the choices of other women.

“Which one of you is the boy?”

Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?

I’m a fit, masculine, relatively good-looking white top, 5 foot 10 inches, blue eyes, short hair.

As this realization seized me, Gran’s first sentence whispered to me on her deathbed repeated in my mind.

Someone go monster hunting with me.

Last week I was in Chicago during “ChiBeria” and I ran out to get a pizza and I swear I saw a guy walking around in flop flops. That’s all…

6. You’re a “DJ.”

Fashion is not necessarily about labels. It’s not about brands. It’s about something else that comes from within you.

“The most beautiful makeup of a woman is passion. But cosmetics are easier to buy.”

If the internet goes out, you won’t gripe. Well, maybe you’ll gripe for like a second, but then you grab a book and you’re fine.

The ‘90s were a great decade for country music. It transitioned from something that your grandparents listened to, into a genre that began to branch out and infiltrate mainstream and…

I understand that the barista is the unsung hero of the service industry—especially in this part of the country.

The very things we turned to escape to, end up owning us; we become prisoners in our own lives.

We need to believe we are funny if we want to make someone truly laugh.