7. E.B. White to his wife on the occasion of her pregnancy, “written” by their dog.

My body has to become completely relaxed and my mind still before my “astral body” will leave my physical body.

Hey.

It may be hard to distinguish the line between being shy with public affection, and being downright cold.

8. He has made plans a month in advance and you’re not invited.

Our actions really do have consequences. Some are good, some are not. Most are bad. Like, really, really bad.

As sisters, we shared a lot, but I wasn’t aware of this booklet’s creation until Céline’s death, at age 30, in the spring of 2009.

This is how to make a relationship last.

While there are a plethora of those magical moments, let me drop some truth bombs on you.

1. The “Where Is My Life Going?” Heart-To-Heart.

There is absolutely no chance that your life will be as full or meaningful as you would if you had kids.

Remember that the choice is yours. It has always been.

Life is too short to hop on and off of bandwagons all the time.

Get invited to go out with your sister and her friends. She’s already there, but you feel anxious about traveling alone. Stay home and play Animal Crossing instead.

2. You no longer have time.

Sometimes we so desperately cling to the potential in people that we completely ignore the realities that stand before us.

Laws changed. Opinions take a little longer. Do what makes you happy in the meantime.

You didn’t think we were just going to address human poo, did you? Hoarder’s homes are like mini Noah’s Arks of poo.

That the worst part of it all is probably watching your friends go and having campus feel empty and weird without them.

One thing different about Taiwan and America is that we view our naked old men completely differently.

Is there a way out?

5. When they hug you from behind they can rest their chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a little bit inside.

Can we just agree to kick chicken caesar salad out of the “healthy food club” once and for all? We all know that it’s not a positive nutritional choice, let’s…

Those who acknowledge they have flaws are usually the most willing to work through them. The ones who can’t acknowledge flaws are most likely to blame other people and then…

They don’t understand. They think they are helping, but they don’t get it.

Life should be a balance between things that are good for you, and things that you genuinely enjoy, and you shouldn’t feel the need to excuse yourself or make a…

Cheating is a very sensitive topic. Nobody wants to be labelled as a cheater and yet so many people do it anyway.

Contrary to popular opinion, you don’t need to be 80lbs and a skeleton to be struggling with an eating disorder.

1. Zero Support And Zero Encouragement

If you fell off your high horse and suffered a concussion or broken arm, would you know what to do without calling the hospital? When does a head injury need…

Black or latino barber shops can be some of the most homophobic spaces for gay men of color.

Southern: Eating honeysuckle. Redneck: Chewing tobacco.

Being productive is really a battle. It’s the worst kind of battle: a battle against yourself.

Don’t let the potential for what someone could think hinder or halt your progress.

It hurt SO much. Kind of like what I imagine to be reverse childbirth.

Storytellers remind you of your past, and make you excited for the future.

I let myself miss you because I loved you, because you were mine and I was yours in a way that I never thought was possible.

I can’t believe some of the things these people have said — and gotten job offers from them. Wow.

Respect for property, animals, other people. This is key. If they do not respect any of the three, then they aren’t good enough for you.

A man I never knew existed lived in my apartment for months.

In retrospect I was unimaginably glib. It all seemed like some grand adventure to me. I was young and indestructible. My charm was unavoidable. We’d never argue, surely. We were…

The bigger and burlier the man, the more he melts when he smells a candy-sweet perfume.

Bet you didn’t learn this stuff in French 101!

“How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself.”

2. I can’t do better than him.

What may be most easy to forget about this classic is just how INSANELY popular it was. It has 650 million views. 650. Million. Views.

I’m scared because the more I write about you, the more I begin falling in love with this projected image of you.

Young Carrie Bradshaw’s sweater game was on point in the 80s, and the girl knows how to mix prints.

I work on a hospital unit that has a large amount of security cameras. One day, myself along with at least for other staff members witnessed one of our nurses…

Boyfriends like snacks and hugs when they cry. Provide those instead of scrutiny.