Do not deliberately run into a beautiful woman on the sidewalk so you can help pick her stuff up/do a double take/smile slowly. She will be very frustrated and might be late to work.
He doesn’t need fancy cars or motorcycles or denim jackets or other peoples’ TV shows.
If I die within a month of publishing this, you’ll know the Illuminati is to blame. If I die any time after that, it is probably natural causes.
Amazing actor. Still in character from Wolf of Wall Street.
Hint: Don’t ever, ever try it.