1. Everyone’s cool with it
According to this study (that was rated 3.7 stars out of 5), the average penis size is 5.1 inches when erect. I’m cool with that. Are you? Everyone’s cool with that.
2. Sometimes you feel a little self-conscious
But that’s alright. Porn stars are usually casted for their unusually large penis. Don’t let porn ruin your confidence.
3. You forget about your size because it really doesn’t matter to you (right now)
The size of your penis does not rule your life. No sir, it doesn’t. You know why? Because it’s completely irrelevant to your life. The size of your penis does not dictate how you live your life (unless you have a monster-sized one, which means this article is not for you).
4. It’s not uncomfortable
You just tuck your junk in your underwear and you’re good to go. No need to shift around.
5. You’re not out around the pool or in the deep, deep end
No bruised cervix! You know what that means? A perfectly enjoyable romp. Having a nice-sized dick means you’re not going to get asked these four terrifying words: “Is it in yet?” *shivers*
6. People won’t call you names
No one makes fun of someone average, right? It’s always directed at people at extreme ends. “Freaks,” they say. “Freaks.” Phooey on the haters.
7. It’s just the right size