We were the girls next door, America’s sweethearts — classy and sassy but well-behaved. All sorts of men came through the door during the day. There were locals, lobbyists, politicians, attorneys, out-of-towners, and businessmen who wrote off strip-clubs as a business expense.
Seduce her entire body. Let’s face it, women need lots of warm-up to get in the mood for sex. Slow way down as you initiate intimacy.
Do you ever think about me? Do you wonder if I’ll write about you — if I’ll take to the Internet to shout out loud about what you did to me?
After five years of marriage and a vivacious three-year-old son, I felt my life — what was left — slipping out of my grasp. I wanted and needed to grab onto something … someone that would help me feel like my “old” self.
I’m writing to tell you something important, something that increases your chance of getting laid by any woman with half a head of brains.
I’ve never been a faithful partner. Not once.
Age gap? Are you serious?
It shouldn’t have surprised me, then, when our first romp in bed introduced me to the world of dirty talk. Being a writer, I consider myself sensitive to the English language. Typos irk me and misspellings make me shudder.