As is evident by the small shrine in my refrigerator door, I am a hot sauce enthusiast. I have been gifted those tiny travel size Tabasco bottles at least 15 times. My best friend once bought me a framed piece of Frank’s Red Hot art. My mom enjoys telling friends of the time I was 5 years old in a restaurant and called the waiter over for “some Cholula, please.”
The chalky clatter of pills and plastic in her purse that might otherwise have camouflaged itself as white noise was, for him, a screaming rattle.
My love affair with David Lynch (the works of, not the man himself) started when I was 16 years old.
Pro: Child will experience tremendous diversity in the melting pot that is The Big Apple! Con: This will include offensive homeless men, fancy prostitutes, and probably kidnappers.
Your horn, your lights, your shiny new doors.
Knowing which foods are un-sexy to eat in front of someone.