Michael Malice

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Michael Malice
How Getting Abs Changed My Life
Having abs (for me at least) is like having gone to Harvard: It’s the sort of thing you have to mention within minutes of meeting anyone.
5 People Donald Trump Has Put On Suicide Watch
What do Bill Kristol, Jeb Bush, Elizabeth Warren, Ted Cruz, and Glenn Beck all have in common? Donald Trump has destroyed their will to live.
Why I’ve Never Respected The Police
Being a cop is the only profession where it’s not only appropriate to yell at strangers—it’s necessary.
6 Ways To Drive Canadians Crazy
1. Insist that Canada isn’t really a country.
Why It’s OK To Hate Shakespeare
Of course Shakespeare was great for his time. So is rotten food.